Wallywat

A small translucent parasitic worm that lives amongst Labor politicians' rim giblets. They prefer to attach themselves to politicians who have a zest for human rights abuse. Also known as a "PRGuy17", they emit strong pheromone which is hazardous to functioning brain cells, and can often attract humans with a lower level of intelligence. When approached, they are known to act is if they're about to leave, but then stay around and linger like a bad smell.

Dan was broken, naked and spreadeagled at the bottom of the outdoor stairwell, and you could see wallywats licking at the little wads of soiled toilet paper in his fractured crusty bum crack.

Wallywat by TractorPulford August 30, 2022

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Wallywack

The act of slapping your sexual partner in the face with your genitailia

guy 1:what did you do last night?
guy 2:oh, i gave lisa a good Wallywack.
guy 1:hell yeah man!
(this is the time where you initiate a high-five)

Wallywack by gangster gay December 28, 2010

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Wallwater run

When you pee all over the wall and get a bike and get fast enough to ride the wall off piss

Me and my friends went to the park to wallwater run

Wallwater run by Big dick madden January 25, 2020

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wallyware

A type of software that provides job security for a group of inadequate programmers protected by a smooth-talking, but otherwise weak manager.

"Shh, that's a good idea, but you can't buck Wallyware."

"Wallyware be everywhere until that guy retire."

"Your idea sucks, but Wally prolly give you a promotion."

wallyware by SuperSpeed August 4, 2006