Wallywat 

A small translucent parasitic worm that lives amongst Labor politicians' rim giblets. They prefer to attach themselves to politicians who have a zest for human rights abuse. Also known as a "PRGuy17", they emit strong pheromone which is hazardous to functioning brain cells, and can often attract humans with a lower level of intelligence. When approached, they are known to act is if they're about to leave, but then stay around and linger like a bad smell.

Dan was broken, naked and spreadeagled at the bottom of the outdoor stairwell, and you could see wallywats licking at the little wads of soiled toilet paper in his fractured crusty bum crack.

Wallywat by TractorPulford August 30, 2022

Wallywack 

The act of slapping your sexual partner in the face with your genitailia

guy 1:what did you do last night?
guy 2:oh, i gave lisa a good Wallywack.
guy 1:hell yeah man!
(this is the time where you initiate a high-five)

Wallywack by gangster gay December 28, 2010

Wallwater run 

When you pee all over the wall and get a bike and get fast enough to ride the wall off piss

Me and my friends went to the park to wallwater run

Wallwater run by Big dick madden January 25, 2020

wallyware 

A type of software that provides job security for a group of inadequate programmers protected by a smooth-talking, but otherwise weak manager.

"Shh, that's a good idea, but you can't buck Wallyware."

"Wallyware be everywhere until that guy retire."

"Your idea sucks, but Wally prolly give you a promotion."

wallyware by SuperSpeed August 4, 2006

willywatch 

The swirling action of a tranny penis whilst his/her ass is penetrated in a rough motion (spinning like the hands on a watch)

Did you see that tranny being fucked? She had a right willywatch going on!

willywatch by Willywonkalolz March 15, 2015

Wallywaggot 

An insult used to damage one's pride as a whole, holding the definitions of all curse words.

You are every bad word imaginable! You are a wallywaggot!

Wallywaggot by William Horus May 12, 2018

wallydation 

when someone cares for you like wally did for his plant

would you wallydate me / would you care for me like wally cared for his plant

wallydation - care / love

wallydation by mina stark March 11, 2025