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wallyware 

A type of software that provides job security for a group of inadequate programmers protected by a smooth-talking, but otherwise weak manager.
"Shh, that's a good idea, but you can't buck Wallyware."

"Wallyware be everywhere until that guy retire."

"Your idea sucks, but Wally prolly give you a promotion."
wallyware by SuperSpeed August 4, 2006
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Wallywat 

A small translucent parasitic worm that lives amongst Labor politicians' rim giblets. They prefer to attach themselves to politicians who have a zest for human rights abuse. Also known as a "PRGuy17", they emit strong pheromone which is hazardous to functioning brain cells, and can often attract humans with a lower level of intelligence. When approached, they are known to act is if they're about to leave, but then stay around and linger like a bad smell.
Dan was broken, naked and spreadeagled at the bottom of the outdoor stairwell, and you could see wallywats licking at the little wads of soiled toilet paper in his fractured crusty bum crack.
Wallywat by TractorPulford August 30, 2022

WallyMart 

Another word for WAL-MART. Like Wallyworld.
Lets go down to Wallymart and pick up some crap.
WallyMart by johnny blaze69 August 4, 2010

wallyworld 

A term to describe the retail store Wal-mart.
He bought his clothes at Wallyworld.
wallyworld by JHS September 8, 2005

Wallywack 

The act of slapping your sexual partner in the face with your genitailia
guy 1:what did you do last night?
guy 2:oh, i gave lisa a good Wallywack.
guy 1:hell yeah man!
(this is the time where you initiate a high-five)
Wallywack by gangster gay December 28, 2010

Wallwater run 

When you pee all over the wall and get a bike and get fast enough to ride the wall off piss
Me and my friends went to the park to wallwater run
Wallwater run by Big dick madden January 25, 2020

willywarder 

A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse.

Also: willywardy willywarding
"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywarder."

"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywarder to hear it, he still thinks he rocked my world!"
willywarder by Gilbert Wirrel June 9, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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