wauldering

a slow, seductive walk with a bit lip.

“grace was the queen of wauldering”

“anni and i wauldered last night”

by charlando November 21, 2024

walzering

the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.

Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.

by forging ahead February 27, 2013

wandering trader

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.

“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021

waldening

(v.) The act of secluding oneself from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, going to a cabin in the woods, and writing.

I grew weary of living a life of quiet desperation, so I tried waldening away my writer's block.

by SovieD May 10, 2014

wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.

Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

by unknown69a January 29, 2014

Wandering eye

When a certain person in a relationship sees someone he or she is mentally or physically attracted to other then his significant other.

Josh was dating Emily, but he had a huge wandering eye for the new girl at school.

by skdjfhf October 26, 2008

wandering woman

The wandering women is hard to spot.

Her stunning looks will distract you from realizing what she actually wants.
A ride home, food, a date for the night, or maybe just a friend.
Some call her a lost soul looking for somewhere rest.
some simply call her a bum.
This Blonde, tan skin, blue eyed girl is the girl of your dreams.

She will wander into your life
poke around

then wander out.
No one knows what she's looking for or what she wants.

Bro 1: Bro what happen to that chick you used to be seeing?
Bro 2: Bro I honestly have no idea, I think she's a tease

Bro 1: She's a "wandering woman" bro, let her go. A lost soul.

by The kid with swim trunks January 22, 2015