walko

An incredibly smart person who doesn't have many social skills and likes younger woman. Also usually have large noses

He was a walko when he married the lady 30 years younger than him

walko by Lalalandia2345 February 26, 2017

B Walko 

The act of committing a series of statutory rapes on underage females, and then hiring a call girl to go to a formal event with you, whilst you try to pass her off as your girlfriend.

Tom: Dude that guys' life must suck.
Bill: Yeah man he's been pullin a B Walko for years now to try and keep himself happy. He's not fooling anyone though.

B Walko by Penisburg McGee October 14, 2013

Walk For Mankind

A fundraiser in the 70's where a person gets pledges of $ for the amount of miles they walk. It's a 22 hour walk. People put out water, hoses, apple juice & donuts for the walkers.

I did the Walk For Mankind in 8 hours with no previous training & my feet were so sore but at least I completed it!

Walk For Mankind by Starchylde May 22, 2016

Yard Walker 

Firefighter personnel on scene of any non-specific emergency scene who's sole purpose is to give one the illusion of somewhat importance. Yard Walkers tend to appear busy, and almost always are communicating with some unknown entity via hand held radio. The Yard Walker's most difficult job is to answer any relevant question about the patient when asked by EMS personnel. A Yard Walker is the visual stereotype of your friendly neighborhood hero....the Firefighter. No matter how well they play it off, it's best to acknowledge their "importance" and thank them for their service.

" Dispatch to ambulance unit responding, be advised there is one patient. 5 yard walkers are on scene as well."

"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!

No. Those, my son, are yard walkers."

Yard Walker by TideEMT20 March 11, 2013

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! 

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”

Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! 

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.

Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.

An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:

You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

Trying to walk

Ok directioners it mean when gay men have anal sex as it hurts.{by the way Louis tomlinson invented this;) :)}

Interviewer: what were you all doing yesterday?

Louis tomlinson : trying to walk

Trying to walk by Lariestylinson28 November 26, 2020