Walking T 

When someone is trash as something they are a walking T

Look at Daniel he just lost the game for his team, what a walking T

Walking T by Bryan kind January 15, 2021

walking the penguin 

female masturbation

Where is Joann? She in her room, walking the penguin.

walking the penguin by bling182 December 17, 2008

walking time bomb 

a person who is likely become extremely violent at any moment

They never suspected that he was walking time bomb.

walking time bomb by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2012

walking tabloid 

Someone who spends all his time making up fake stories about his ex because he wants people to feel sorry for him.

He is a walking tabloid and the only people that will listen to his made up stories about her are the gutter trash losers that subscribe to him.

walking tabloid by LaDeena July 4, 2009

Walking the dinosaur 

When a man walks or jogs, without wearing underwear, and his genetalia is visable.

It looks as if Johnny was out walking the dinosaur this morning.

Hey look that dude's walking the dinosaur!

Walking the dinosaur by LouBalooga December 25, 2008

walking the plank 

When a man awakes to find a piss rifle has arived and he must urinate.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.

Sorry about the new rug,I had to walk the plank and I triped a little

walking the plank by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004

Walking taco 

Available females.

I hope this party has walking tacos the last one was a sausage fest.

Walking taco by pseudidilyodonym November 23, 2009