16 definitions by shitty Nicko
1) The building practice of splashing decrotive gravel on wet concrete walls
2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of weed,beer and chocolate
3)A collection of cindy crawfords
2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of weed,beer and chocolate
3)A collection of cindy crawfords
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
When engagein in anal sex, the man waits until hes just seconds away from jizzing before ramming his fingers down his girl/boyfriends throat.This causes his victim to retch,and consequently tightens up the splinchter.This effect whilst cuming would feel quite good,I predict.
Oh Brian,lets get busy now the kids are having lunch,nnnyyeeeeaaasss!!
OK but no wolf bagging this time Roy
OK but no wolf bagging this time Roy
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
A lady who's "inner beauty" only becomes apparent after a gallon of wife beater/ being viewed through "stellavision".
A woman with great personality
A woman with great personality
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
A monthly cycle accident that leaves women bleeding from the saddle area.
The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE CUPS OUT TO DRAIN YOU FACKING KAANT!!
Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
A rough,one sided act of love between a man and a woman.Notions of foreplay,scented candles and soft music go out the window in favour of a swift,joyless hump.
Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was so coked up I had a quick cunt wank and met up with the lads to go joy ride'in
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
1)On a DVD a director quietly commentin
on the films events,storyline,special fx
2)Outside a train station a smelly gentleman of the road muttering into his can of Tennents Super,commentin on the weather,"what's he lookin at?", "that bitch", etc
on the films events,storyline,special fx
2)Outside a train station a smelly gentleman of the road muttering into his can of Tennents Super,commentin on the weather,"what's he lookin at?", "that bitch", etc
What fur yee lickin aat ma porpull TIN ye jakey kaant,wanna get oot ta Leith fir a burst mooth ya flabby bashtard...
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004