Walker Syndrome 

The term given to a white person with oriental shaped eyes. Named after the first known sufferer, Joshua Walker, it can afflict any body although it is many believed to be down to genetics. Haley Joel Osment is a sufferer of W/S.

Guy 1- Hey, you seen Haley Joel Osment lately?

Guy 2- Who?

Guy 1- You know, that gay kid from such films as A.I and sixth sense...

Guy 2- White dude with chinese eyes?

Guy 1- Hey! It's called Walker Syndrome but yea, thats him.

Walker Syndrome by Dr. Pete Fiddlesticks February 21, 2009

Day Walker Syndrome 

Commonly associated with light haired and pale skinned people. Most prevalent in "Gingers" ,"Red haired" ,or blond people. Symptoms include but are not limited to; easily sunburnt, light sensitivity,sound sensitivity, freckles,peakeked senses (smell,hearing ,touch). Barbiturates immunity or high tolerance. Migraines. Thin or fine skin. Cuts and bruises easily.

Day walker/Daywalker: Slang for vampires that can walk during the day.

Ian and Jessica's entire family have bright red hair. The preference for over cast days or night is because the sun is so brutal for them. They have day walker syndrome.

Day Walker Syndrome by Gypsy Jean Todd September 17, 2017

Tinker Wanker Syndrome 

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

Tinker Wanker Syndrome by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022

Rich Wanker Syndrome 

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.

Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?

Rich Wanker Syndrome by LegalEagality February 23, 2023

Walter White Syndrome 

The state of being able to freely do terrible things for a long time because people believe you to be too nice and/or weak to perform them.

"How did Bill Cosby get away with raping so many women for so long?"
"He was America's dad Jim, he's got Walter White Syndrome."

Walter White Syndrome by niggardly4444444444444444 September 20, 2016