Whighter

Famed word known exclusively in the smoker world referring to a white lighter, hence the combination of the two words, which is frowned upon for possessing bad luck/bad karma. Many people refuse to smoke weed anywhere in the vicinity of a Whighter.

The funny thing about Whighter's is they only come into affect with marijuana, not tobacco as karma knows your already killing yourself smoking cigarettes, counter-acting the bad karma produced from Whighters, where as smoking marijuana is one of the best things in the world prone to bad karma.

Stoner 1: hey man you got a flame?

Stoner 2: fo sho rite here.

Stoner 1: oh wtf you shoulda said it was a whighter!

Stoner 3: get that shit away from me!!!!

by MCDC_TWIST August 1, 2008

Weighterbate

Masterbating with weights.

Person A goes to room.
*Door closes*

Person B- "Where is he going?"

Person C- "Probably to weighterbate again."

by BobBrier March 22, 2011

Dead Weighters

Gym members, often men (and in rare occasions women), who roam in packs and have loud conversations (on subjects ranging from women to beer to women). Often dead weighters will hold court near the section of the gym where the free weights can be found. They are often in good physical shape despite the average age of a dead weightier being 38. They are considered loud and annoying and intimidating to anyone outside of their peer group. More often than not, dead weighters will have an unexplainable close relationship with a aerobics instructor at said gym, with whom they flirt with shamelessly (despite that the dead weighter is often old enough to be her father.)

"Did you get to the Y today"?

"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."

by JeremyJB July 3, 2008

Weighter

A person who is chosen by/for you to carry your weights to/from your gym area like a waiter at restaurants.

The non-toned man was claimed as Squeezy G's prison bitch, and had to be his weighter.

by Spelling D July 14, 2014

wrighter

a writer who honestly believes in what he writes.committed to truth ,wrighter is intransigent in his work.

kafka,proust ,tolstoi,dickens are examples of the wrighter tag.the list is long and their works are still read.

by unoriter September 10, 2009

Muff Weighters

A pair of accessories that are placed on one's feet before plunging deep into the depths of a woman. For those whom are not experienced are encouraged to wear a snorkel as well.

"Hold on babe. Just give me a second to get my Muff Weighters on!"

by Mikyap September 21, 2013

Waighter

To be the hardest man in Bruton, almost a living legend.

Steve - did you see Waighter in the pub?

Dave - what? Waighter?

by Tidyboy June 9, 2018