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Weighterbate 

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Person A goes to room.
*Door closes*

Person B- "Where is he going?"

Person C- "Probably to weighterbate again."
Weighterbate by BobBrier March 22, 2011

Whighter 

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Famed word known exclusively in the smoker world referring to a white lighter, hence the combination of the two words, which is frowned upon for possessing bad luck/bad karma. Many people refuse to smoke weed anywhere in the vicinity of a Whighter.

The funny thing about Whighter's is they only come into affect with marijuana, not tobacco as karma knows your already killing yourself smoking cigarettes, counter-acting the bad karma produced from Whighters, where as smoking marijuana is one of the best things in the world prone to bad karma.
Stoner 1: hey man you got a flame?

Stoner 2: fo sho rite here.

Stoner 1: oh wtf you shoulda said it was a whighter!

Stoner 3: get that shit away from me!!!!
Whighter by MCDC_TWIST August 1, 2008

Wrighted 

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When a man dramatically smacks food or other objects from the hand of an unsuspecting female, then abuptly walks off without word to her. This usually takes place after they had engaged in intimate personal interactions and guilty admissions about her out-of-state boyfriend, over drinks the night before. Typically, this female is seemingly innocent, and this could perhaps be the worst and most stunning thing a male has ever done to her. A look of shock and bewilderment follows, and perhaps a single tear.
Nice young lady carrying popcorn by the copy machine comes up to say hello to the gentleman she had confided in the night before... and BAM! Popcorn all over the floor, bitch! "You just got Wrighted, hoe!"
Wrighted by machnhed October 17, 2010

Dead Weighters 

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Gym members, often men (and in rare occasions women), who roam in packs and have loud conversations (on subjects ranging from women to beer to women). Often dead weighters will hold court near the section of the gym where the free weights can be found. They are often in good physical shape despite the average age of a dead weightier being 38. They are considered loud and annoying and intimidating to anyone outside of their peer group. More often than not, dead weighters will have an unexplainable close relationship with a aerobics instructor at said gym, with whom they flirt with shamelessly (despite that the dead weighter is often old enough to be her father.)
"Did you get to the Y today"?

"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."
Dead Weighters by JeremyJB July 3, 2008

Weighter 

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A person who is chosen by/for you to carry your weights to/from your gym area like a waiter at restaurants.
The non-toned man was claimed as Squeezy G's prison bitch, and had to be his weighter.
Weighter by Spelling D July 14, 2014

wrighteous 

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Wrighteous is being right all the time,being great at what you do .
Mark: hey chris your always right

Chris : I know its wrighteous eh
wrighteous by wrighteous December 15, 2011
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