Tidyboy's definitions

le monnier

To 'Le Monnier' is to perform the act of masturbation with a semi-ripe honeydew melon.

'Don't give Steve that melon, he's bound to pull a Le monnier'

by Tidyboy December 28, 2017

Waighter

To be the hardest man in Bruton, almost a living legend.

Steve - did you see Waighter in the pub?

Dave - what? Waighter?

by Tidyboy June 9, 2018

Pluggary

To endulge in excessive consumption of cocaine via the anus, delivered by a skilled and trained Arctic hornist.

I heard that Paul got involved in some serious pluggary last night.

by Tidyboy February 19, 2021