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Fart wafting
Fart wafting is a way to share your fart with other people..or if you just feel like a cheeky sniff of the badboy yourself. The conventional way to "fart waft" is to cup your hand slightly and use mainly the wrist to waft the fart away. The more experianced fart wafters tend to put backspin and better wrist movements to help the fart travel. If you want to share your fart to many people then some fart wafters tend to use a book, magazine or folder of some kind.
Fart wafting by Alfred Alan December 8, 2010
Wafty Growler
Wafty Growler by Wafty growler July 9, 2014
Mung Waft
Mungy wafts of air generated during doggy style sex with a partner with an unclean anal region. Each thrust wafts the smell of sweaty, dirty, unwiped ass directly into your nostrils.
See pump and gag.
See pump and gag.
That was one dirty hoe I shagged last night braaaaahhhh. All I could do was bang that twat and hold my nose. Worst mung wafts ever.
Mung Waft by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
wanot
The word that results when a moron that is lacking basic English grammar skills spells the word "want" as "wan't", with a completely unnecessary apostrophe.
Can be taken to mean 'want not' or 'do not want', but is generally a misspelling of the word 'want'.
Can be taken to mean 'want not' or 'do not want', but is generally a misspelling of the word 'want'.
I wanot you to shut the fuck up.
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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