Definitions by Doyle69
Brown Eel
A horrible, long, slimy turd that slips a little too easily out of your ass as if on it's own free will. Aka K-19 - The Widowmaker. A Kursk.
A brown eel just made a bid for freedom out of my shit pipe. It was as long as one of those Subway sandwiches.
Cunt Waft
An odour smelt drifting from under the bed sheets after a particularly vigorous bout of fucking. Bellowing the sheets as one does with ones own farts will increase the strength of the stench.