Doyle69's definitions

Brown Eel

A horrible, long, slimy turd that slips a little too easily out of your ass as if on it's own free will. Aka K-19 - The Widowmaker. A Kursk.

A brown eel just made a bid for freedom out of my shit pipe. It was as long as one of those Subway sandwiches.

by Doyle69 March 1, 2009

Cunt Waft

An odour smelt drifting from under the bed sheets after a particularly vigorous bout of fucking. Bellowing the sheets as one does with ones own farts will increase the strength of the stench.

"Whats that smell?"

"It's a cunt waft drifting up from your stench trench darling."

by Doyle69 January 16, 2009