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wackfuck 

When you are hit abruptly by an object or an object hits you and your reaction is to instantly scream fuck from the amount of pain and not being prepared, for the coming of the object.
Ryan was riding his bicycle , when suddenly a tree came out of nowhere, he ran directly into it with his face ! With the wackfuck being heard for miles!
wackfuck by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 10, 2024
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Impromptu improv catastrophic stop of acceleration with a smile.
I wackfucked my head when I skidded out on my scooter
Wackfuck by Resilient Clutch August 4, 2026

Wankfuck 

The act of only inserting just the bellend, (anal or vaginal) and stroking shaft.
“I couldn’t get off during sex because she was like a wizard’s sleeve, so I had to wankfuck it”
Wankfuck by Stupid Peeps February 17, 2020

Wankfuck 

A name for someone who just jumps about cutting shapes like a dafty
Person 1 - "See that Ruridhboi, he just pure annoys me"
Person 2 - " Aye man, he's such a wankfuck"
Wankfuck by robbobobbo April 4, 2011

wack fuck 

a state of mind or being that is so incredibly fucked in any direction, positive or negative, that there are no words other than “wack fuck”
“the Republican Party is so fucking wack fuck right now”
wack fuck by toasted_ac February 28, 2023

Wackafucka 

This word is used when you see something poorly done, or messy. Or when you see a friend of yours
1. thats a wackafucka looking car over there...
2.Ahh... look-a this wackafucka

wankfuck 

A term used in video gaming to exclaim annoyance at yourself or the character in the game.
Missed a penalty shot on a footie game,.. "What a Wankfuck"..
wankfuck by coldmansteve September 16, 2005
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