4 definitions by toasted_ac
A tall, obese mixed race white kid that is always just kinda in the way. Alden takes up 2 seats wherever you are sitting and always has a racist joke to tell. Nevertheless, Alden is loyal to a fault. Unless, of course, you take his Twinkies
by toasted_ac January 25, 2019
a state of mind or being that is so incredibly fucked in any direction, positive or negative, that there are no words other than “wack fuck”
by toasted_ac February 28, 2023
by toasted_ac February 28, 2023
by toasted_ac January 24, 2019