WTFCIS 

acronym initials for "WHAT THE FUCK CAN I SAY?

I just don't know what to say or do anymore. It's out-fucking-outrageous, dude. WTFCIS? WTFCID?

WTFCIS by bozo_de_niro August 2, 2011

wtfism 

A form of absurdist/dadaist/postmodern literature which indulges in or celebrates "randomness", often characterised by non-sequiturs and impromptuesque or improvisational style. Often, wtfist literature, in Postmodern tradition, reappropriates older sources. A classic example of wtfism is a Neil Cicierega animutation or an episode from the televised Monty Python.

Etymology: WTF from 'What the fuck' + -ism

An example of wtfism:

Alice: Konaka desuku mashitaka.
Bob: You stole my pineapple you fucking bitch!
Alice: Mitsubishi.
Bob: Now we are in Spain.

wtfism by Moona June 18, 2006

wtfcstfu

Simply short for, 'What the fuck cunt, shut the fuck up'.
Used when someone is telling you something and you really could not give less of a shit.

Girl says:
I love you
Boy says:
wtfcstfu

wtfcstfu by me? no... December 11, 2007

WTFISH 

it is an addaption for WTF to add emphasis to how much u were owned this means What the fuck in sodding hell

WTFISH did that guy PWn me from

WTFISH by The dominater May 9, 2007

wtfaisl 

Why the fuck am I still living

I'm so fucking depressed wtfaisl

wtfaisl by One of the pseudonyms February 25, 2018

wtfgisj 

An acronym Dom’s dumbass used. No one knows what it means at all. There was a comment saying it meant “were the freaky godless slutty infant jackets” but that can’t be it. I really wish his stupid ass would tell us.

Dom: “WTFGISJ”
Us: Nigga what?

wtfgisj by boogiewjude October 13, 2022

WTFmissles 

Rofl equals rolling on the floor laughing, and lmao equals laugh my ass off. Now, thse too also have their counterparts. Such as the 'roflcopter' which is the primary flight vehicle for the lmaoarmy. It shoots WTFmissles and OMGbombs.

I have to hop in my roflcopter and shoot wtfmissles at that statment.

WTFmissles by conviction5800 September 17, 2015