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What The Fuck Am I Doing (WTFAID)

Used on the eve of something really stupid/dangerous that makes you wonder what the hell your doing
When on the verge of skydiving and parachuting in the mouth of the volcano, Jed came to a realization

Jed: WTFAID?
WTFAID by Tom Hanks is a Boss December 14, 2010
Related Words
What The Fuck I Don't Even.
A statement for the ultimate intensity of confusion.
Some guy: "Hey man, do you wanna come ride a pair of robo-dolphins into space?"
Another guy: "WTFIDE?!"
WTFIDE by GodlyAndy March 24, 2011
What the Fuck did I do?
In 30 years I ask myself - WTFDID?
wtfdid by Mcouch80 May 7, 2016

wtfriday 

wtfriday is a weekly holiday celebrating the end of a long week and preparing oneself for an awesome weekend by making a point to be mind fucked and or making sure someone else gets mind fucked.
You're getting ready for work and you google "toddler dressed like little wayne" #wtfriday

you're driving in your car, and rickroll the person next to you at a red light. #wtfriday

If your ritual doesn't make you, or someone else say "WTF?", then you're not doing it right.
wtfriday by sleezg November 7, 2011
acronym initials for "WHAT THE FUCK CAN I SAY?
I just don't know what to say or do anymore. It's out-fucking-outrageous, dude. WTFCIS? WTFCID?
WTFCIS by bozo_de_niro August 2, 2011

WTFDIDLN 

Abbreviation of "What The Fuck Did I Do Last Night."
Dude, my apartment is wrecked. There's puke on the wall and my dog is missing. WTFDIDLN?!
WTFDIDLN by litr January 19, 2016
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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