A man of unknown origins, one who hears all and sees all yet remains unnamed and unknown. He demises in the drunken actions of those around him taking careful note of who's a wasteman and who isn't. The wooshman's name origins is yet unknown, all is known is that he is wooshman.
When the woman is on her monthly bitchyness. And she leaks enormously at one point. Can occur when lifting heavy objects, or at a point when you sneeze.