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dooshwang 

A kid that never learns his lesson and always blames someone else even though it’s their FUCKING FAULT.
I was playing a game and this dooshwang blamed me for his death.
dooshwang by Thelolsquad January 20, 2018
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Doostang 

The malodorous smell you encounter in a public restroom after someone has left a large bowel movement in the bowl.
Dude, I gotta poo, but there is such a doostang in there that I'll just wait till I get home.
Doostang by don't like doostang April 9, 2010
Billy: "Hey Hans, where the H E double hockey sticks are you from?"

Hans: "I'm from Dooshland! Now go away please, you're stepping on my toes."
dooshland by lentzmaster November 11, 2009

Mexican doorhanger 

When you accidentally walk into a room and unknowingly find three or more guys having a gay orgy.
Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.

dooshbag 

The proper way to spell this word is "douche" bag. As every knows, a "douche" is a vaginal cleaning. Hence the word "douche bag" relates to a dirty, fetid, lowly, or stupid person; an ignorant derelict.
Stop wasting time, DOUCHE BAG.

Hey DOUCHE BAG, get your muddy ass sneakers off my carpet.
dooshbag by neomega July 3, 2003
1.) A word made popular by comic Alex Steinaway often used by Asian-American comedian Michelle Hierholzer. adjective used to describe a person who says or does something really dorky. this term is usually used by females to describe a certain type of male.

2.) this term can also be used in plural form to sum up or describe a specific larger chunk of people or groups that are of the same kind and seem to have assembled all in one place at one time. people use this term to describe a group of socially awkward people who they do not relate to or who they do not want to be associated with.
1.) guy: did it hurt?
girl: did what hurt?
guy: when you fell from heaven...
girl:...doofwang.

2.) person #1: do you like justin bieber?
person #2: no
person #1: why not?!
person #2: because only doofwangs like justin bieber.

girl #1: how was the club last night?
girl # 2: terrible...no one except a bunch of doofwangs.
girl # 3: gasp!!
Doofwang by mh12341 October 19, 2011

dooshbag mcgee 

Any social media underdog with the best followers. A hero for the people by the people.
Aye bruh, this dooshbag mcgee is fleeky lit blast on TikTok.
dooshbag mcgee by folderella December 18, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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