dooshwang

A kid that never learns his lesson and always blames someone else even though it’s their FUCKING FAULT.

I was playing a game and this dooshwang blamed me for his death.

by Thelolsquad January 20, 2018

Doostang

The malodorous smell you encounter in a public restroom after someone has left a large bowel movement in the bowl.

Dude, I gotta poo, but there is such a doostang in there that I'll just wait till I get home.

by don't like doostang April 9, 2010

dooshland

the country of Germany

Billy: "Hey Hans, where the H E double hockey sticks are you from?"

Hans: "I'm from Dooshland! Now go away please, you're stepping on my toes."

by lentzmaster November 11, 2009

Mexican doorhanger

When you accidentally walk into a room and unknowingly find three or more guys having a gay orgy.

Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.

by Woperator11 August 4, 2017

dooshbag

The proper way to spell this word is "douche" bag. As every knows, a "douche" is a vaginal cleaning. Hence the word "douche bag" relates to a dirty, fetid, lowly, or stupid person; an ignorant derelict.

Stop wasting time, DOUCHE BAG.

Hey DOUCHE BAG, get your muddy ass sneakers off my carpet.

by neomega July 3, 2003

Doofwang

1.) A word made popular by comic Alex Steinaway often used by Asian-American comedian Michelle Hierholzer. adjective used to describe a person who says or does something really dorky. this term is usually used by females to describe a certain type of male.

2.) this term can also be used in plural form to sum up or describe a specific larger chunk of people or groups that are of the same kind and seem to have assembled all in one place at one time. people use this term to describe a group of socially awkward people who they do not relate to or who they do not want to be associated with.

1.) guy: did it hurt?
girl: did what hurt?
guy: when you fell from heaven...
girl:...doofwang.

2.) person #1: do you like justin bieber?
person #2: no
person #1: why not?!
person #2: because only doofwangs like justin bieber.

girl #1: how was the club last night?
girl # 2: terrible...no one except a bunch of doofwangs.
girl # 3: gasp!!

by mh12341 October 19, 2011

dooshbag mcgee

Any social media underdog with the best followers. A hero for the people by the people.

Aye bruh, this dooshbag mcgee is fleeky lit blast on TikTok.

by folderella December 18, 2020