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He's got a big ass dick he get all the bitches
Smartest man alive all the females want him

He is fantastic with his fingers best boyfriend of them all
Omg she has a winnock
winnock by Oggvexxe November 22, 2021
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This is one of those tiny pieces of shit that you discover stuck to the hair on your Ass and has usually solidified,Well-after youve actually been to the Lav-Lav
when asked by a friend or even a stranger on a Train for example"Why do you keep wriggling?" you say:"Its this WINNOCK on my Ass that has manifested itself and is difficult to remove"
WINNOCK by Twoofer March 13, 2024
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trumpet winsock

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock
Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.
a language that consists completely of innuendo and lies, “double talk,” saying one thing and always meaning another and everything is unprovable fallacies
you must be speaking winneck because all the innuendo/hidden insults etc. you’ll have to get a code breaker out here to understand winneck
Winneck by Kind_Soul December 17, 2022
A turd that escapes down the bowl without breaking or being disturbed in any way.
I flushed and watched as the Winnick swirled away, completely unblemished and unruffled, oblivious to the toilet water surounding it.
winnick by K. Thompson July 10, 2003
1. A lump or chunk of undisturbed feces.
2. An roguish person that gets away with his unprincipled behavior scot-free.
This particular winnick had squandered billions of dollars yet told tales of great philanthropy.
winnick by K. Thompson July 11, 2003
I just took a big Winnick
winnick by Chosney July 9, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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