Chosney's definitions

winnick

Shit

I just took a big Winnick

by Chosney July 9, 2003

smart

Code for big boobs

Wow, Britney looks very smart in that picture.

by Chosney July 10, 2003

product manager

Having full accountability, but no authority over a product line.

We yelled at the product manager to compensate for our heads being up our asses!

by Chosney July 11, 2003

phantom

The mysterious person who fouls the third floor restaurant at 200 Park Ave in Florham Park, NJ. The Phantom may have some dietary issues when he takes a Winnick

Apparently the Phantom was in the restroom because it smells like something died

by Chosney July 14, 2003

Exec Haircut

The big poofy hair that asshole executive have. Looks like a wig.

Jimmy Johnson looks great in his executive haircut.

by Chosney November 10, 2003

Cookie Gate

The biggest scandal since Whitewater and Iran Contra, when a father of a girl scout sold girl scout cookies at 50 cents over market rates, probably buying a yacht with his earnings.

After Jim perpetrated Cookie Gate he was apointed special advisor to the Savings and Loan Board.

by Chosney November 12, 2003

one wiper

That magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a winnick

I took a Winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, I should buy a lottery ticket today!

by chosney August 6, 2003