smart

Code for big boobs

Wow, Britney looks very smart in that picture.

by Chosney July 10, 2003

Ass Expansion Project

The first project initiated by a newlywed wife. All the weight that was lost first to secure a steady relationship, then to look good for the wedding is added back on with a six week time period. After the sixth week the ass grows until the wife starts having to wear sweatpants and elastic pants.

Wow (insert name here)'s ass expansion project is ahead of schedule....Ewww!

note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"

by chosney September 25, 2003

ambush

To call an unknowing third party onto a conference call with no warning.

Those fuckers called me to gang up on me and didn't give me warning it was a conference call. They ambushed me.

by Chosney September 11, 2003

phantom

The mysterious person who fouls the third floor restaurant at 200 Park Ave in Florham Park, NJ. The Phantom may have some dietary issues when he takes a Winnick

Apparently the Phantom was in the restroom because it smells like something died

by Chosney July 14, 2003

one wiper

That magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a winnick

I took a Winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, I should buy a lottery ticket today!

by chosney August 06, 2003

prioritization

The act of continually identifying the most important projects to work on instead of actually working on them.

We priortized the project in the 34th different way since we identified them last spring.

by Chosney September 23, 2003

high and dry

When taking a Winnick the toilet paper runs out.

I was left High and Dry, now my underwear has racing stripes.

by chosney August 06, 2003