winnick Share definition Flag A turd that escapes down the bowl without breaking or being disturbed in any way. I flushed and watched as the Winnick swirled away, completely unblemished and unruffled, oblivious to the toilet water surounding it. winnick by K. Thompson July 10, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the winnick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch