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A turd that escapes down the bowl without breaking or being disturbed in any way.

I flushed and watched as the Winnick swirled away, completely unblemished and unruffled, oblivious to the toilet water surounding it.

winnick by K. Thompson July 10, 2003

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winnick

1. A lump or chunk of undisturbed feces.
2. An roguish person that gets away with his unprincipled behavior scot-free.

This particular winnick had squandered billions of dollars yet told tales of great philanthropy.

winnick by K. Thompson July 11, 2003

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winnick

Shit

I just took a big Winnick

winnick by Chosney July 9, 2003

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Why-nique

A complete anus turtle

I didnt even have to wipe my arse after the winnick was deployed!

winnick by Stylee September 26, 2003

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Winnick

To take food, a seat, etc, away from another in a way that does not anger the other person.
To get away with stealing something small.
Or big.

A:Hey, man, she just totally winnicked your bagel.
B:Yeah . . . but she's hot.

Winnick by Shookmilk March 23, 2004

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Winnick's Law

No matter how disgusting, disturbing, or sad an image, video or article on the Internet may be, somebody somewhere is masturbating to it right now.

"You know somebody's pullin' it to that story about the lost puppy. Winnick's Law."

Winnick's Law by Colonel_Panic April 22, 2014

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Katheryn Winnick

The most beautiful woman on the planet

Also the star of Vikings

Katheryn Winnick should've been cast as Black Canary!

Katheryn Winnick by Gumbald July 18, 2019

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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