winnick

A turd that escapes down the bowl without breaking or being disturbed in any way.

I flushed and watched as the Winnick swirled away, completely unblemished and unruffled, oblivious to the toilet water surounding it.

by K. Thompson July 10, 2003

1. A lump or chunk of undisturbed feces.
2. An roguish person that gets away with his unprincipled behavior scot-free.

This particular winnick had squandered billions of dollars yet told tales of great philanthropy.

by K. Thompson July 11, 2003

by Chosney July 09, 2003

I didnt even have to wipe my arse after the winnick was deployed!

by Stylee September 26, 2003

Winnick

To take food, a seat, etc, away from another in a way that does not anger the other person.
To get away with stealing something small.
Or big.

A:Hey, man, she just totally winnicked your bagel.
B:Yeah . . . but she's hot.

by Shookmilk March 23, 2004

No matter how disgusting, disturbing, or sad an image, video or article on the Internet may be, somebody somewhere is masturbating to it right now.

"You know somebody's pullin' it to that story about the lost puppy. Winnick's Law."

by Colonel_Panic April 22, 2014

by Gumbald July 18, 2019