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The stage before getting pissed almost like a psychic perminition of getting completely rat-arsed, derives from being giddy and excited and always makes you look a bit like a drunk before you've even touched the drink.
Lewis:"Dude were guna get pissed tonite!!!"

Thomas:"how you know?"

Lewis:"cos im fkin whistled!!!"
whistled by dopey-33 March 30, 2009
Words you can keep
Too be geeked and wasted beyond belief
“The beers are flowin good tonight boys, let’s get fuckin WHISTLED”
WHISTLED by Dargen April 2, 2019
To have something to come very close or to even make contact with ones head that is moving very fast.

It derives from the noise of something travel close to ones ears, and the fact that if a hole is put in ones head thier will be a whistling noise heard as wind goes through it.
That drunk guy threw a dart at me and almost whistled me.

There was a shoot out and boy am I thankful to not be whistled.
whistled by T.EL June 13, 2011
Someone who is acting weird or looks weird. It could even be when you're very drunk.
Look at Dookie, he's whistled.

I was so whistled last night
Whistled by AJB26 December 23, 2024

whistled in

A term used by the Chicago Outfit (Mafia) to indicate that a high ranking member has summoned someone in the family for a meet, either a made guy or an associate, and it is not a request, attendence is mandatory. Failure to comply could result in being whacked.
"Ya hear about Geno? He got whistled in about that thing that went sideways."

"Yeah? Was it a one-way trip?"

"Nah, they straightened it out. He's ok."

Rick Whistled 

When some jerk wanders by whistling Rick Astley and you are left with the song in your head.
Lady friend 1: What’s wrong? You look pissed!

Lady friend 2: I just got Rick Whistled.

Lady friend 1: Oh dear God.
Rick Whistled by iBetty January 12, 2012

Dick Whistled 

A person (commonly a woman) who is overly infatuated with their male spouse leading to the inability to refuse a command or task.
Dude this chick's dick whistled I got her so wrapped around my finger that I'm scared the circulation is getting cut.
Dick Whistled by LeoTheLionBme February 1, 2025
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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