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“The beers are flowin good tonight boys, let’s get fuckin WHISTLED”
WHISTLED by Dargen April 2, 2019
To have something to come very close or to even make contact with ones head that is moving very fast.

It derives from the noise of something travel close to ones ears, and the fact that if a hole is put in ones head thier will be a whistling noise heard as wind goes through it.
That drunk guy threw a dart at me and almost whistled me.

There was a shoot out and boy am I thankful to not be whistled.
whistled by T.EL June 13, 2011
Someone who is acting weird or looks weird. It could even be when you're very drunk.
Look at Dookie, he's whistled.

I was so whistled last night
Whistled by AJB26 December 23, 2024

whistled in

A term used by the Chicago Outfit (Mafia) to indicate that a high ranking member has summoned someone in the family for a meet, either a made guy or an associate, and it is not a request, attendence is mandatory. Failure to comply could result in being whacked.
"Ya hear about Geno? He got whistled in about that thing that went sideways."

"Yeah? Was it a one-way trip?"

"Nah, they straightened it out. He's ok."

Rick Whistled 

When some jerk wanders by whistling Rick Astley and you are left with the song in your head.
Lady friend 1: What’s wrong? You look pissed!

Lady friend 2: I just got Rick Whistled.

Lady friend 1: Oh dear God.
Rick Whistled by iBetty January 12, 2012

Dick Whistled 

A person (commonly a woman) who is overly infatuated with their male spouse leading to the inability to refuse a command or task.
Dude this chick's dick whistled I got her so wrapped around my finger that I'm scared the circulation is getting cut.
Dick Whistled by LeoTheLionBme February 1, 2025