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weirdest boner 

What you get when something you feel strange / conflicted about turns you the fuck on. An erection from unexpected cause.
Jim: dude, that fat toad Ms Bouchard was freaking out at you in French class!
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner

Weirdest-ist 

someone:youre the weirdest person ever!
you: yeah? well youre the weirdest-ist!
Weirdest-ist by Sister.alexx November 6, 2020

weirdest sex positions 

A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey
Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night

Weirdette 

Simon: That jane is a Weirdette, she keeps posting poems on my facebook wall!

James: Yeah man, I told you not to accept her FR, she did it to me too!

Simon: But she was moderately attractive...
Weirdette by RedSandDuster January 16, 2011

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN 

1: german for "you will need a nurse"

2: what to dial after 1-800 to get on Hitler's daytime talk show (from the TV show Family Guy)
"to get tickets to HITLER, call one, eighthundred...DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

Weirdiest 

Very weird, weirder than the weirdest
Jacklyn is the weirdiest girl
Weirdiest by "......" February 22, 2010