5 definitions by RedSandDuster
When a man is about to jizz and experiences extreme sexual trauma, the sperm/jizz is immediately sent swimming in fear into the mans urethra causing a blockade.
Being unable to urinate or ejaculate for up to 10 hours, any man cursed with this syndrome is forced to do something productive with the rest of his day, a terrible fate indeed.
Being unable to urinate or ejaculate for up to 10 hours, any man cursed with this syndrome is forced to do something productive with the rest of his day, a terrible fate indeed.
(Bob logs into chat website to meet his text sex pal jenny)
Bob667-hey babe
Jenny232-hi hunny
Bob667-miss me?
Jenny232-sure did
Bob667-got a pic yet?
Jenny232-yep
Jenny232-here ya go photoshare.com/125463356
(When Bob followed the link, he saw a thin, beautiful, blonde, and big breasted woman. He commenced masturbation, and just as he jizzed the picture turned out to be a Gif image and purple waffle appeared, the extreme shock Bob and his little buddies experienced caused a severe Aneurjizzm.
Bob667-hey babe
Jenny232-hi hunny
Bob667-miss me?
Jenny232-sure did
Bob667-got a pic yet?
Jenny232-yep
Jenny232-here ya go photoshare.com/125463356
(When Bob followed the link, he saw a thin, beautiful, blonde, and big breasted woman. He commenced masturbation, and just as he jizzed the picture turned out to be a Gif image and purple waffle appeared, the extreme shock Bob and his little buddies experienced caused a severe Aneurjizzm.
by RedSandDuster May 23, 2011
1. A woman who get's an abortion.
2. A sexual slur a woman uses while being banged by a well-endowed man.
2. A sexual slur a woman uses while being banged by a well-endowed man.
1. Joe: "Hey did you hear your GF jenny just got an abortion?"
James: "Noooooo! James Jr. is dead! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FETUS BEATER!"
2. Jenny: "Oh Yeah Joe!!! Your penis is sooo fuckin big, ooooooh shit...I think I'm about to cum... BEAT THAT FETUS JOE... YOU FUCKING FETUS BEATER... I'm COOOOOOMING!"
Joe: "Oops... I forgot to disengage my FTL drive...."
James: "Noooooo! James Jr. is dead! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FETUS BEATER!"
2. Jenny: "Oh Yeah Joe!!! Your penis is sooo fuckin big, ooooooh shit...I think I'm about to cum... BEAT THAT FETUS JOE... YOU FUCKING FETUS BEATER... I'm COOOOOOMING!"
Joe: "Oops... I forgot to disengage my FTL drive...."
by RedSandDuster January 2, 2011
Kim: Hey Jim...
Jim: Yeah Kim?
Kim: umm... wanna go on a date to Fudgebuckers?
Jim: sure kim = )
Kim: :S
Jim: Yeah Kim?
Kim: umm... wanna go on a date to Fudgebuckers?
Jim: sure kim = )
Kim: :S
by RedSandDuster January 18, 2011
Simon: That jane is a Weirdette, she keeps posting poems on my facebook wall!
James: Yeah man, I told you not to accept her FR, she did it to me too!
Simon: But she was moderately attractive...
James: Yeah man, I told you not to accept her FR, she did it to me too!
Simon: But she was moderately attractive...
by RedSandDuster January 16, 2011
Joe: Hey bro, there's a new type of Haaaairy-win on the market called "Hoffman", supposedly it's great shiz!.
Jim: Imma try it bra!.
(Later that night... **DEAD**)
Jim: Imma try it bra!.
(Later that night... **DEAD**)
by RedSandDuster February 5, 2014