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WEEDNS9DAY 

The day of the week a 9gagger smokes weed
It's WEEDNS9DAY my dudes
WEEDNS9DAY by Soul M December 18, 2024
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Weednesday 

A ritual where the participants, sit down and blaze all Wednesday. Weednesday is announced at noon and everybody is welcome except Bongsucking leeches...
Eirik: Man last weednesday was wicked.
Henrik: Yeah, too bad Pål Got bong sickness and barfed us out of the house.

Eirik + Henrik: We hereby annonuce the weednesday started:
Everybody else: yeah lets get high!
Halvard: Yeah!
Henrik + Eirik: Go home you bongsucking leech!
Weednesday by Mr Ragga N`Chips October 8, 2009
A blow job in the front seat of a van.
Dude, i got a wednsday on a sunday man!
Wednsday by nottellinguorneone October 18, 2008

wetback wednsday 

A day of the week in which any beaners of the world should take the day off. (In relation with 'Mexican Monday' and 'Taco Tuesday').
Juan: Ey! Put those oranges down! It's wetback wednsday !

Jose: Simon ese! (Hell yeah)
wetback wednsday by Slygeorge March 30, 2009

hump wedensday 

they day of the week which in hormonal teenagers run up to thier friends from behind and dry hump them. It usually causes a high pitched scream of surprise or a rendevous later that evening.
"Lyk ohmygaw kelly it's hump wedensday watch yo azz"
hump wedensday by a - mac June 15, 2006
Alright stoopids. “Wednesday” is spelled wrong. it’s actually “Wednsday”
billy: yo is it wEdNesDaY?
bobby: nah stoopid. it’s wednsday
Wednsday by brooo🤡 October 29, 2019

Weednesday, April 20th 

A rare occurence when April 20 (4/20) happens to be on a Wednesday within the year. 420 is a number synonymous with Cannabis or better known as weed. April 20 is defined as "National Get High Day". Hence the clever name, Weednesday. The mystical date of getting high is a rare one as aforementioned, only recently happening on 2016. As of the making of this definition the next Weendesday on April 20 is on the year 2022. However, when this date does fall on this certain weekday. You know shit is about to go down...
Weednesday, April 20th is the date in which blunts are passed around to celebrate the weed holiday. The weekday of April 20th, Wednesday is purely coincidental, but its better to be known as Weednesday due to April 20th having close ties with the number 420
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