W.A.L.A. 

Someone who has a an uncanny knack for attracting loosers; stands for "Wierdo And Looser Attraction"

She's got W.A.L.A.

W.A.L.A. by Monkey Face June 11, 2006

W.A.L.D.O. 

W.A.L.D.O. is an acronym for the White American Legal Defense Organization...

W.A.L.D.O. does not currently exist nor has it ever. It is an "organization" that is meant to bring to light the hypocrisy of a nation that states it wants "equal rights for everyone"... yet divides people into separate groups when it comes time for them to get likewise treatment in a judicial setting...

There is a Latino, Black, Mexican, Asian, Jewish, Gay American Legal Defense Fund... can someone please tell me... Where's W.A.L.D.O...

W.A.L.D.O. by Jared L. Ohlinger July 14, 2009

W.A.L.I. 

Walk Around Look Important. Commonly used in the military in place of malinger. Often used in reference to a higher ranking officer.

Corporal to another, "The Major is here again on a W.A.L.I. mission. What a complete waste of time!"

W.A.L.I. by Tlim April 4, 2007

T H I C C W A L L E T 

Carrying too much cash on your person- to the point that your wallet won't close

I don't feel safe going out with this T H I C C W A L L E T tonight!

T H I C C W A L L E T by ALL_IN_KAPPA April 18, 2018

s.w.a.l.k 

sealed with a loving kiss loving kiss

Usually written on the back of envelopes at valentine's day, lipstick kiss and s.w.a.l.k written

s.w.a.l.k by LilMsT January 14, 2009

E.W.A.L.D 

Everyone With A Lump Dick

Karl: I head Lukas is an E.W.A.L.D

Martin: So he has a lump dick?

Karl: Yes...

E.W.A.L.D by Pussyslayer92 September 6, 2018

E.W.A.L.D 

Everyone With A Lump Dick

Karl: Did you hear Lukas is an E.W.A.L.D?

Mom: Oh, so he has a lump dick?

Karl: Yes...

E.W.A.L.D by Pussyslayer92 September 25, 2018