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Vummer

Fellatio from a vacuum cleaner device.

Negative pressure mechanical assisted masturbation.
Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"(aka Vummer) at a car wash. a
by Skinmann February 23, 2009
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Vimmer

An alcohol induced bout of sickness that occurs immediately after you awaken from the fuzzy night. AKA a hangover puke.
Oh man, Jus just vimmerd all over the place and it’s all chunky and green!
by Dimpeeno May 4, 2008
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Vommer

Man, i can't wait to vommer that chick tonight.
by thebigclit October 8, 2009
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Vimmer

An adjective used to describe a person's behavior or general state of mind.

Set person is of ''low'' too ''fucking low'' intelligence and is easily noticed by their illogical and irrational behavior which almost always ends in their public humiliation. The skills that they possess to understand their surrounding environment and the society they find themselves in are extremely poor.
A 'Vimmer' is completely oblivious to the level of his abilities and usually thinks that they are better at doing tasks then they really are. Absolutely reckless with their actions which too often lead to stupid results. People who fit into such brackets do not end up achieving anything significant in their lifespan, rather their purpose in life is to provide a bottomless pit of humor for those around him/her.
i.e. That was such a 'vimmer'
i.e. Don't be a 'vimmer'
by Lord-All-Mighty January 1, 2013
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Vumero

Marketplace to access high quality, world-class financial model samples and collaborative numbers community.

The verb "to vumero" refers to:

* Recycling and sharing high quality financial models
* Crowdsourcing financial model building
* Reviewing with independence and confidentiality

Could be described as a hybrid of Slideshare (Powerpoint sharing) and 99 Designs (Crowdsourcing designs) - as a marketplace supporting the world's 500+ million Microsoft Excel users and other important financial modelling softwares, like Matlab, Eviews, Mathematica, etc.

Particularly relevant to the following communities: Investment Banking; Quantitative Analysis; Hedge Fund; Equities; Corporate Finance; Valuations; Infrastructure; Accounting; Strategy; Management Consulting; Logistics; Manufacturing; Engineering; Database Management; Business Intelligence.
Glen: "So you are going to spend the next week trying to value ABC's business in Mumbai?"

Eugene: "Yes"

Glen: "That will be tough in a week. Have you got any samples to work from?

Eugene: "Yes"

Glen: "Is it a vumero?"

Eugene: "Yes. I vumeroed it. High quality, first class, just awesome. Recycling a valuation done in Canada last year on the same type and size of company, same industry, similar growth prospects. It just needs some minor tweaking. I'll finish it in 2 hours, not 60 hours".
by Vumeroed August 7, 2011
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Vimmer

Vimmer stands short for Vimmerby, the birth town of author Astrid Lindgren.
We name our child Vimmer
by Author2018 June 11, 2018
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vumerz

realistic, authentic, positive vibes, helpful, artistic, talented, legit
realistic people like vumerz is so awesome
by vumerz lang malakas June 8, 2021
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