Minimum Viable Product (MVP) is the absolute shittiest possible product that can be passed off as a success to an unwitting customer. See any new product or feature out of Silicon Valleytech companies.
The minimum viable product is any new feature from companies like Facebook, Google, Apple.... That works just enough to gain revenue for the company, while pissing off a large part of their customer base. Don't worry they're working on a patch or update for that.....
Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.
Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)
the greatest line for anybody to ever put on their resume
Taylor: "Jeez Jason, I don't know how to make my resume sound option"
Jason: "Just say you helped customers by presenting them with viable purchasing options."
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."