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the call of the void
the call of the void is the thought to jump off the ledge you are standing on; wondering what would happen if you drove your car into another car or person; it is the thought of "I could kill someone so easily right now" when holding a knife, hammer, or what have you. it is the insane desire of our unconscious, but it is nothing to worry about unless you relish and enjoy these thoughts.
last week i visited the grand canyon with my girlfriend. as we stood on a ledge and looked out over the world, the call of the void entered my head:
"one little nudge and she's dead"
i shuddered as the thought crossed my mind, and it left my mind as soon as it entered.
"one little nudge and she's dead"
i shuddered as the thought crossed my mind, and it left my mind as soon as it entered.
the call of the void by murka durka September 17, 2013
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javascript:void(0)
What you just did. You were tired and your clumsy hand dragged one of the buttons above the Search Bar into the Search Bar. Don't worry, we've all been through this.
"- How tf does it know??"
You, right now in front of your screen after having accidentally searched for "javascript:void(0)".
You, right now in front of your screen after having accidentally searched for "javascript:void(0)".
javascript:void(0) by pragmatic moron June 6, 2020
the call of the void
That voice in your head telling you to do what you shouldn't do, or what it would horrify you to do. Poe called it the "Imp of the Perverse". Freud called it the "Death Drive". It often seems sadistic or suicidal.
Being on top of a building and having the urge to jump.
Getting cut off on the highway and thinking about ramming the car in front of you.
Walking down the street with someone you like and thinking about shoving them into traffic.
Probably makes you feel guilty or insane, since a "normal" person wouldn't have these urges. It happens to almost everyone.
Being on top of a building and having the urge to jump.
Getting cut off on the highway and thinking about ramming the car in front of you.
Walking down the street with someone you like and thinking about shoving them into traffic.
Probably makes you feel guilty or insane, since a "normal" person wouldn't have these urges. It happens to almost everyone.
Every time I stand in front of a high window, I hear the call of the void. I could so easily break the window and dive out. It would be so peaceful once I landed and died.
Then I shake my head to try to get rid of the thought and move on. The thought doesn't go away, but I don't jump.
Then I shake my head to try to get rid of the thought and move on. The thought doesn't go away, but I don't jump.
the call of the void by Jack O'clades January 27, 2016
void meme
Usually void memes are freeze-frames of videos that are edited in a way that is (supposed to be) creepy or unsettling. The end goal of making a void meme is to make an image appear nightmare-ish, cursed, or like your sleep paralysis demon. Yet again, void memes can be entertaining and humorous (hence the use of meme in void meme), or just straight up funny. Half of the time they’re scary, half of the time they’re not. Usually in video compilations w/ear rape of some sort, making it a “jumpscare”. Great for scaring younger kids, though.
“I find void memes to be funny. My little sister doesn’t find them as funny, though. She started crying about ten seconds into a void meme compilation because of the demonic ear rape. Void memes are nightmare fuel for anyone, especially little kids. Wow, I’m kind of sadistic.”
void meme by Mother_Paul July 13, 2019
Voidpunk
A subculture for those who often feel rejected or disconnected from humanity, such as asexual or aromantic people, neurodiverse people, nonbinary people, and others often rejected as "subhuman" by society. Voidpunk is centered around rejecting the neurotypical or normative. There's no one way to be voidpunk, the concept is open to the interpretation of its individual community members.
Tom's response to being told attraction is what makes him human was a reflection of his voidpunk worldview.
Voidpunk by Evan Dovis July 6, 2019
Ass Void
Ass Void by Genitalien August 1, 2020
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