Voti 

Gay by nature. Harbors an intense curiosity of penis. The most logical organism to ever live in a sarcastic parallel universe.

I'm feeling kind of Voti.

Not even Voti would do that!

Let's go to the Voti bar, the stools are really nice.

Voti by iofidf December 28, 2007

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Votivated 

In terms of Presidential Candidacy, motivation and public endorsement is endowed with in the person to spread their message and make themselves and others vote.

"ARE YOU VOTIVATED FOR OBAMA?!"

"I'm not votivated for any of the candidacies."

Votivated by Millhouse Dingleberry March 27, 2008

voting 

In an election, the process whereby elegible citizens submit their choice for the person/party who gets to exploit them for the next 3-4years. People will often get wildly enthusiastic about which dishonest piece of crap they're going to "vote" for this time around, completely forgetting their previous experiences with politicians, which resembled nothing so much as being simultaneously mugged, insulted and assraped. If voting could change things, it would be illegal.

Person 1: Dude, are you voting today?
Person 2: No, this time around I thought I'd just save time and ask a Hell's Angel to beat me up and rob me.

Candidate: And will you be voting for me today, sir?
Voter : Why yes I am! Here, let me bend over this chair so that you can more conveniently assrape me...

voting by Big Bad Mark December 28, 2005

Voting 

The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.

After the impeachment, the voting at the next election was furious.

Voting by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

middle finger voting 

A type of voting that describes casting one’s vote for one candidate to prevent another from winning.

This 2020 presidential election will likely embody the most widespread example of middle finger voting the US has ever seen.

middle finger voting by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020

middle finger voting 

When your vote for one candidate is actually a vote against another.

Why yes, I do admit to many instances when I engaged in middle finger voting!

middle finger voting by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020