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a shitty phone supplier that uses broadband.
"Damn yo where yo get dat tight vonage, wait speak up i cant hear you"
vonage by Russel May 13, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Pronounced Voh-nauj
Verb
Specifically the act of sticking a tongue in and out of a woman's introitus.

Can also be used as a noun e.g. I want some vonage.
Hey pretty girl I would love to vonage you tonight.
vonage by The Basha April 15, 2006
Related Words

Vonage-a-trois 

A 3-way telephone call where all 3 people in the conversation are using the Vonage VOIP telephone service ( www.vonage.com ).
Last night, I was part of a fun Vonage-a-trois with Chris and Sarah.
Vonage-a-trois by Justin February 15, 2005

boy Vonage 

Da "have a nice trip" farewell-phrase dat you tell a chick who's about to set out to seek her dream guy, whom she hopes will be as handsome as one of da cute dudes featured in da famous orange-and-blue-logo telecommunications-service ads.
If da dumb blonde who went to swim wif da sharks ("Honey, look --- DOLPHINS!") actually survived said "stupid decision", perhaps her asleep-on-da-beach-towel "honey" told her afterwards, "Boy Vonage" when she was ready to chase after da dude driving da bright-orange-wif-yellow-flames-painted retro-van who had tossed her da telecommunications-offer box, so dat she could get him to help her sign up for said economy-priced services.
boy Vonage by QuacksO November 30, 2021

Voyage to Atlantis 

The act of two or more individuals having sexual intercourse while submerged in water.
Lacy and John decided to take a Voyage to Atlantis in the Hot Tub last night.
A portmanteau of the words VOTE and DONATE, used to describe the process of voting in a Gitcoin Quadratic funding round. In a QF round, you can VOTE for public goods projects you believe deserve to be funded by DONATING as little as $1 to them. (This eliminates most SPAM and vote-botting, and also sets a minimum bar of conviction.) Your pledge is then matched by larger corporate and organizational donors using an algorithm that rewards breadth of support over individual donations. In other words, a $1 VONATION can result in many times that amount of funding being provided to organizations who need it.
If you would like to support our initiative of organizing community beach cleanups in Honduras, please vonate to our project on grants.gitcoin.co today.
Vonate by Toady Hawk August 23, 2023

bon voyage 

It's a french sentence which mean "Have a nice trip" or something like that
joe : I have to take my flight for LA
matt : Bon voyage !
bon voyage by Bobby Milk March 3, 2009
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