vontage

something thats awesome or fucking sweet

Chris: dude, that party was vontage

Chris: have you seen fight club? that movie is fuckin vontage

Chris: that catch was so vontage

by CoolRunnings February 21, 2007

vontage

Something out in front, opening uncharted territory, unlocking new potential. revolutionary, novel, mind-blowing

Self driving cars will be vontage and change the way we live.

by Terroir September 7, 2016

Vintage Soul

One who is wise beyond their years.
(see: old soul)

Guy: Louie is so clever and wise!
Girl: That's because he has a vintage soul.

by GuitaristLouie May 11, 2014

VintageRomeo

Used to describe a person who is extremely romantic and talented in music. A VintageRomeo can only be a boy who wears Tommy Hilfiger, Guess, Adidas, Kathmandu and has Airpods.

Boy: "That VintageRomeo is getting all the girls!"
Girl: "OHHHH MG VintageRomeo is here!!!!"

by VntgXromz October 14, 2019

VintageBeef

Doing a VintageBeef is when someone dies from fall damage in the game Minecraft. This is charaterised by the lack of death /deaths before the incident. Named after youtube lets player VintageBeef, who's first death on the Mindcrack server was from a tiny height, it is commonly used by fans of the Mindcrack server.

Man 1 has done a VintageBeef.

by GroundHOG2010 September 30, 2012

vintagexpast

A vintage instgrammer who posts threads about history and photos of sexy Old Hollywood Stars. Is obsessed with Marlon Brando, and would love for him to clap her cheeks. Spills scalding hot tea about scandals from the 20th century and before.

“There goes Marlon Brando on vintagexpast again...”

“Who knee President JFK was a daddy...”
“Paul Newman’s eyes literally are a gift from above.”

by vintagexpast September 24, 2019

Vontae

The process of leaving a Bills game early, to avoid either the traffic or the humiliation.

Mikey: "Dude, I'm done my last beer and this game is getting outta hand, whatcha wanna do?"
Jeffer: "Shit man, you're right, let's Vontae"

by KPMarshall September 18, 2018