Voluntired

The condition in which you continually agree to volunteer for various events to the point of complete mental and physical exhaustion

Between the school fundraiser, the cancer awareness rally and planning the 4H field trip, I am VOLUNTIRED!

by Cherry Mama Bix May 12, 2011

voluntard

A voluntard provides unpaid help, generally in the form of time and or labor to a non-profit or charity organization, but his or her actions or effort demonstrate a lack of concientousness, care, or common sense. Voluntards may repeatedly commit acts that would cause them to be counseled or fired from a paying job.

The voluntards at the pet rescue rarely take the time to remove uneaten food from the bowls before putting the bowls in the sink, thus causing frequent plumbing issues that require time or money to rectify.

by GovTeach July 12, 2015

Voluntard

A volunteer that is retarded. Usually too dedicated to the cause to have a functioning brain, making it hard for everyone else around them.

I know we have to work with them but dude, these voluntards are killing us!

by Firstee January 26, 2009

volunteered

What happens to you when your boss forces you to volunteer for something

"I hate my job. My boss totally volunteered me to do the budget"

by ScottG April 16, 2007

Voluntiled

A portmanteau of volunteered, volatile, and told. To be voluntiled is to volunteer for something by way of being told you are doing it, usually by a manager or supervisor.

See also Voluntold

Casey was voluntiled for cleaning up all the vomit from last night's work Christmas party

by OrwellianNightmare August 15, 2024

volunited

Getting re-accommodated from your paid airline seat.

No passengers volunteered so the doctor was volunited from the plane.

by SeaWAboy April 11, 2017