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voluntard 

A voluntard provides unpaid help, generally in the form of time and or labor to a non-profit or charity organization, but his or her actions or effort demonstrate a lack of concientousness, care, or common sense. Voluntards may repeatedly commit acts that would cause them to be counseled or fired from a paying job.
The voluntards at the pet rescue rarely take the time to remove uneaten food from the bowls before putting the bowls in the sink, thus causing frequent plumbing issues that require time or money to rectify.
voluntard by GovTeach July 12, 2015
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Voluntard 

A volunteer that is retarded. Usually too dedicated to the cause to have a functioning brain, making it hard for everyone else around them.
I know we have to work with them but dude, these voluntards are killing us!
Voluntard by Firstee January 26, 2009

Voluntary assisted dying 

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.
Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

voluntaryism 

Voluntaryism is the belief that all interaction should be voluntary and, by necessity, free of external coercion. It is heavily related to te NAP due to it's rejection of initiating force against others while still allowing for defensive actions.

Another key aspect to voluntaryism is self ownership: each individual owns him/herself and is therefore responsible for their own actions. Furthermore, no person or group has any legitimate claim to excersizing control over, or otherwise placing restraints on, the actions of others so long as the person's actions do not violate the equal rights of others.
Being a believer in voluntaryism, I am against the war on drugs, the death penalty, and all other government action because they all violate equal rights and force various involuntary interactions on individuals and groups.
voluntaryism by Ancap4life July 9, 2014

Pudenda Voluntariosa 

Latin for "willful cunt." A derogatory term for malevolent, evil, conniving women. A harpy.
Karen is the paradigmatic pudenda voluntariosa, she follows in the footsteps of legendary Lucrezia Borgia, the sister of Cesare Borgia (Bojar).
Pudenda Voluntariosa by Iblisatan February 9, 2007

voluntary loss of stool 

When you have to leave a shit (I know, it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't take a shit, you leave a shit!), you tell whomever is nearby that you need to go and experience voluntary loss of stool.
This is the most gentle, curse-free way to say that you need to go and pinch a loaf.
{Paul}: Hold on a few minutes there George, I need to run and have voluntary loss of stool!
{George}: Ok, whatever Paul. :-/
voluntary loss of stool by Telephony December 30, 2014

voluntold 

forciby volunteered. A task that was once voluntary has now been ordered to you.
"You slack ass ensigns. Since none of you are going to volunteer, consider yourselves all voluntold. See you tomorrow morning at 0600."
voluntold by Kevin Ferguson December 12, 2003
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