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voluntard 

A voluntard provides unpaid help, generally in the form of time and or labor to a non-profit or charity organization, but his or her actions or effort demonstrate a lack of concientousness, care, or common sense. Voluntards may repeatedly commit acts that would cause them to be counseled or fired from a paying job.
The voluntards at the pet rescue rarely take the time to remove uneaten food from the bowls before putting the bowls in the sink, thus causing frequent plumbing issues that require time or money to rectify.
voluntard by GovTeach July 12, 2015
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Voluntard 

A volunteer that is retarded. Usually too dedicated to the cause to have a functioning brain, making it hard for everyone else around them.
I know we have to work with them but dude, these voluntards are killing us!
Voluntard by Firstee January 26, 2009

Voluntary assisted dying 

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.
Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

voluntaryism 

Voluntaryism is the belief that all interaction should be voluntary and, by necessity, free of external coercion. It is heavily related to te NAP due to it's rejection of initiating force against others while still allowing for defensive actions.

Another key aspect to voluntaryism is self ownership: each individual owns him/herself and is therefore responsible for their own actions. Furthermore, no person or group has any legitimate claim to excersizing control over, or otherwise placing restraints on, the actions of others so long as the person's actions do not violate the equal rights of others.
Being a believer in voluntaryism, I am against the war on drugs, the death penalty, and all other government action because they all violate equal rights and force various involuntary interactions on individuals and groups.
voluntaryism by Ancap4life July 9, 2014

Pudenda Voluntariosa 

Latin for "willful cunt." A derogatory term for malevolent, evil, conniving women. A harpy.
Karen is the paradigmatic pudenda voluntariosa, she follows in the footsteps of legendary Lucrezia Borgia, the sister of Cesare Borgia (Bojar).
Pudenda Voluntariosa by Iblisatan February 9, 2007

voluntary loss of stool 

When you have to leave a shit (I know, it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't take a shit, you leave a shit!), you tell whomever is nearby that you need to go and experience voluntary loss of stool.
This is the most gentle, curse-free way to say that you need to go and pinch a loaf.
{Paul}: Hold on a few minutes there George, I need to run and have voluntary loss of stool!
{George}: Ok, whatever Paul. :-/
voluntary loss of stool by Telephony December 30, 2014

voluntold 

forciby volunteered. A task that was once voluntary has now been ordered to you.
"You slack ass ensigns. Since none of you are going to volunteer, consider yourselves all voluntold. See you tomorrow morning at 0600."
voluntold by Kevin Ferguson December 12, 2003
Word of the Day on April 11, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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