Vojko
Vojko by vickycyprus34 November 22, 2021
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Rae Volkova
Rae Volkova by Simaholic May 14, 2015
Vodko
Frequent consumption or appreciation of vodka, similar to a wine connoisseur or a wine-o, but less snooty.
Would you care for a wine this evening, ma'am?
"No thanks, I'm a vodko....pass me a Tito's and tonic."
"No thanks, I'm a vodko....pass me a Tito's and tonic."
Vodko by Xtra Special K December 19, 2012
Yulia Volkova
Yulia Olegovna Volkova, (born 20 February 1985) is one of the members of the Russian duo t.A.T.u., usually known as Julia Volkova. They are notorious for shocking the public and trying to break taboos by performing on stage in only their underwear. Volkova is known for being the "bad girl" of the group. Yulia likes to play tennis and she can play piano and guitar. She is also a classically trained musician. In early 2003, Volkova's voice began to deteriorate, and it was discovered she had developed a vocal fold cyst. Despite reluctance on behalf of the management of t.A.T.u., as surgery would delay any progress with the band, she underwent surgery to remove the cyst in Octobercitation needed, 2003. In May 2004, Volkova announced that she was pregnant and that her long-time boyfriend Pavel (Pasha) Sidorov was the father. She gave birth to her first child, Viktoria Pavlovna Volkova, on September 23, 2004. Volkova split up with Sidorov in spring 2005.(info at wiki)
Yulia Volkova by mcr_rox July 25, 2006
vojoa
vojoa by aida boling March 21, 2007
Mr. Vokoun
Mr. Vokoun is AMAZING!
He’s a caring teacher, director, and an ally so you know he’s there for you no matter what. He’s a dramatic steak lover, Halloween fan, and basketball player. If you have him as a teacher then you really need to cherish him and “The Outsiders” !
Make sure to use Times New Roman in 12 point and double spaced or you know he will send it back, but just keep in mind that he’s very generous when grading!
He’s the type of person in ANY conversation to ask “Is it steak?” or “Is it gluten free?”(but not in an annoying way).
Overall he’s a great guy and though he may give many projects, they do help when exams come along!
He’s a caring teacher, director, and an ally so you know he’s there for you no matter what. He’s a dramatic steak lover, Halloween fan, and basketball player. If you have him as a teacher then you really need to cherish him and “The Outsiders” !
Make sure to use Times New Roman in 12 point and double spaced or you know he will send it back, but just keep in mind that he’s very generous when grading!
He’s the type of person in ANY conversation to ask “Is it steak?” or “Is it gluten free?”(but not in an annoying way).
Overall he’s a great guy and though he may give many projects, they do help when exams come along!
Mr. Vokoun is our favorite teacher so we are making this for teacher appreciation week!
No one:
Mr. Vokoun: IS IT STEAK?!??
No one:
Mr. Vokoun: IS IT STEAK?!??
Mr. Vokoun by *grumbles* May 1, 2019
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