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someone who has constant sand in their vag.can never take a joke and believes if you take one sip of beer then you are an alcoholic,ditches friends and pretends they are the ones without the time.
god dude your being a fuckin Vajordan, just drink the beer.
Vajordan by mr.felch January 2, 2010
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Vajorska 

A synonym for the cheap, but surprisingly high quality vodka, Majorska. "Majorska" becomes "vajorska" when drank by a female who proceeds to lose all sexual inhibitions.
Damn bro, that chick was all over you last night! Yeah I know man, she kept pounding that Vajorska.
Vajorska by undertaker419 March 8, 2009

vajority 

The majority of women.
The vajority will vote for Hillary in 2008.
vajority by atree September 7, 2008
Word of the Day on January 3, 2008

Vajorked 

When something is really fucking messed up.
Oh man, its really vajorked that she did that to you.
Vajorked by CSHSO9 December 21, 2009
the first book in a set that is full of modernized 14 year old hormonal teens problems. it often times is stolen then is returned with further writing. it gets ripped up and is often fought over. SACRED!!!! *slap*
dude, did you see those girls vajorna?????

did you see what she wrote in the vajorna??

'ATS GOIN THE IN VAJORNA!!!!
vajorna by sacredvaginatexts December 4, 2010
Being extremely burnt out by any sort of activity.
That man just benched 300kg, he is feeling vajorn now.
Vajorn by TheGayPlayer69 September 6, 2023
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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