Asymmetrical Testicular Syndrome. Affects 1 out of every 2 testicles in 1 out of every 10,000 individuals. Donate to help the cause as there is currently no cure.
by Biela Mishka November 29, 2011
"At the store", or ATS, refers to a troll named Alex that peruses the Yahoo! Answers forums appearing to be at the store every waking moment of his life. He generally likes to reside in the religion and spirituality section and seems to either anger or make 100s of people happy every day. Many others have been inspired and took on the same exact statement and deviated with it, or made up their own catchphrase that they relentlessly post on any forum or image board they want. Nowadays people use, "I'm at the store", to refer to something boring in a forum or irrelevant.
retoast ATS
by Jkbrah August 03, 2011
by sophieF October 28, 2008
Nathan Fillion created the acronym ATS as the short form for: Across The Sky. It can be used in conjunction with other acronyms and phrases, such as ATW, which is short for: All The Way.
It means that which is:
•soaring through the sky
•all over the world
•throughout the universe
•forever and ever
•to infinity and beyond
It means that which is:
•soaring through the sky
•all over the world
•throughout the universe
•forever and ever
•to infinity and beyond
Here are some paraphrased usage examples for ATS (Across The Sky), along with some from the Twitter page belonging to NathanFillion:
When retweeting someone's tweet, Nathan Fillion said it went: "All the way across the sky (ATW ATS)."
The TV shows Castle and Firefly are so vivid, they are DRATWATS! (Double Rainbow, All The Way Across The Sky!). (DR ATW ATS)
The brilliance of Nathan Fillion is so intense, it's Full On Double Rainbow, All The Way Across The Sky! (FO DR ATW ATS!) (These can be combined into one acronym: FODRATWATS!)
When retweeting someone's tweet, Nathan Fillion said it went: "All the way across the sky (ATW ATS)."
The TV shows Castle and Firefly are so vivid, they are DRATWATS! (Double Rainbow, All The Way Across The Sky!). (DR ATW ATS)
The brilliance of Nathan Fillion is so intense, it's Full On Double Rainbow, All The Way Across The Sky! (FO DR ATW ATS!) (These can be combined into one acronym: FODRATWATS!)
by Kcat10 August 03, 2010
ATS - Amway Tool Scam, the symbiotic relationship between Amway and the LCKs. When the LCKs asked for more of the Amway profit, Amway turned them down, but then ignored the FACT the upline was TOTALLY misrepresenting the business model by showing the Amway marketing plan, but in reality making most of the profit from their "tools" sold to the downline, yet leaving the ATS out of the presentation.
I thought my Amway upline made most of their profit from Amway, because that's how they show the Amway marketing plan, but then I found out most of their profit comes from the ATS, and most IBOs (distributors) in their group operate at a loss.
by Textex March 27, 2010
A game called "Ass touching spree". The point of this game is to grab as much ass as u can without getting slapped or kicked in the balls by the prey (girls/boys) Your friends wont call u a pussy.
by Durr21 May 14, 2007
by mandsl April 19, 2009