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Pronounciation-(VLO-GOO)

1. An extremely smelly vagina.

2. Sex in very poor or dirty conditions.

3. An extremely disgusting sexual experience.
"Your mom is so disgusting. Your dad has to deal with so much vlogue!"
vlogue by di cho yan dum May 1, 2009
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Vlogue is a commonly used acronym for vagina dialogues. Vagina dialogues are when groups of girls (almost spontaneously) leave to go to the bathroom to talk about recent events, see how they look, and/or sext (see sexting) on their cell phones. The males left sitting at the table, on the dance floor, or in their beds have termed this vloguing (verb tense).
"Goddamnit, would you stop vloguing? My little friend needs some help here."

"They're vloguing again! That's three times tonight!"

"Fuckin' vloguing, and when I was just starting to get into the beat."

"She's only twelve years old; she can't be vloguing!

"Come on girls, I've got some juicy gossip to tell you. Let's go vlogue in the bathroom."

"I heard this hilarious story that I can't tell any male at this table. Meet you in the bathroom in five. We're gonna vlogue it up."

"I have to pee. Will somone vlogue with me while I'm in the stall?"
Vlogue by Rargorcopter January 31, 2010
Related Words

vlogception 

when a vlogger vlogs another vlogger vlogging
"Hey, are you vlogging me vlogging?? Vlogception!!"
vlogception by thesurlymonkey January 17, 2015
A dance characterized by striking poses. Originated in the "ball culture" of gay black men in Harlem, which is now present in every major city of the U.S. and internationally. Made famous by Madonna's hit song of the same name...but has existed long before Miss Thing was even famous.
Her vogue is awfully tired, girl.
vogue by Stroll July 1, 2004

voguette 

"Voguettes" are helpful people who use the Australian Vogue Forums (website: forums.vogue.com.au). Originally "Voguettes" were defined for females whereas males were "Voguys" however the term "Voguette" is now used for both genders. The forums are derived from Australian Vogue Magazine.

Voguettes share a common interest of fashion, current affairs, fitness, food and entertainment, arts, careers and education, home and interior, travel and charities.
"I saw a photo with a model I can't identify. I should ask Voguettes if they know who it is."

"I want to go shopping for something new. I should check the Vogue Forums to see if the Voguettes know of any sales."
voguette by Voguette January 20, 2010

vloggerhood 

Another name for bloggerhood, but for Video Bloggers.
The word combines vlogger with both brotherhood and neighbourhood.
The word is intended to indicate a feeling of community between fellow vloggers.
He felt he was amongst friends in the vloggerhood.
vloggerhood by andymooseman May 6, 2007

En Vogue 

From the French, En Vogue means what is currently popular, the social standard &/or fashionable (trendy, cool, da bomb, chic, hot, hip, happening, groovy, neat, decent, epic)
In English, it's common practice to refer to something fashionable as "en vogue" or "in vogue" (meaning in the current fashion or style). To evoke a sense or flair of French chic, many use the whole French phrase—en vogue. This is unnecessary but a common way to put on airs, especially in the world of fashion.
Larissa new fashion line has become en vogue this season.
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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