Vlogue is a commonly used acronym for vagina dialogues. Vagina dialogues are when groups of girls (almost spontaneously) leave to go to the bathroom to talk about recent events, see how they look, and/or sext (see
[sexting]) on their cell phones. The males left sitting at the
table, on the dance
floor, or in their beds have termed this vloguing (verb tense).
"Goddamnit, would you
stop vloguing? My little friend needs some help here."
"They're vloguing again! That's three times tonight!"
"Fuckin' vloguing, and when I was just starting to get into the beat."
"She's only twelve years old; she can't be vloguing!
"Come on girls, I've got some juicy gossip to tell you. Let's go vlogue in the bathroom."
"I heard this hilarious story that I can't tell any male at this
table. Meet you in the bathroom in
five. We're gonna vlogue it up."
"I have to pee.
Will somone vlogue with me while I'm in the stall?"
