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peener and veggies
Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
peener and veggies by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015
Vegging
Vegging (v):
to just sit and chill around. vegging can be done with more then one person, or done solo. Refers to the proud broccili (which is rich in Vitimans, its a miracle!) who does not do much in its life, but is still ultimatly cool.
to vegg, veggin', vegitate, veg (n) a person who chronically vegges.
to just sit and chill around. vegging can be done with more then one person, or done solo. Refers to the proud broccili (which is rich in Vitimans, its a miracle!) who does not do much in its life, but is still ultimatly cool.
to vegg, veggin', vegitate, veg (n) a person who chronically vegges.
BOB: hey, whatsup?
YOU: nm, just veggin'
BOB: wow, you're such a vegg. i could come over and we could do some vegging together!
YOU: sounds VEGTASTIC!
does not refer to crippled person(s) at all. that would just be uncool.
YOU: nm, just veggin'
BOB: wow, you're such a vegg. i could come over and we could do some vegging together!
YOU: sounds VEGTASTIC!
does not refer to crippled person(s) at all. that would just be uncool.
Vegging by just veggin' July 28, 2010
Veggie Dogging
The act of rubbing a dildo between another's butt cheeks without penetrating the anus. Also see: hot dogging
Veggie Dogging by KKgoldfish August 20, 2014
veggie blowout
veggie blowout by Hiwhatzup December 8, 2016
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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