Vistaphobic
Vistaphobic by MystaKlean August 18, 2008
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Vistaphobe
Pete: Say bro, you gonna upgrade to the new Windows Vista?
Joe: Not no, but HELL no! I'm such a Vistaphobe you couldn't get within 15 feet of me with that mass of useless code! Heard you had to have a 353 yottabyte googla-core processor with 953 zettabytes of RAM to even run the kernel! Besides, you know what they say, "Once you go Mac, you'll never go back!"
Joe: Not no, but HELL no! I'm such a Vistaphobe you couldn't get within 15 feet of me with that mass of useless code! Heard you had to have a 353 yottabyte googla-core processor with 953 zettabytes of RAM to even run the kernel! Besides, you know what they say, "Once you go Mac, you'll never go back!"
Vistaphobe by lazyeye78 May 27, 2007
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vibraphobic
Vibraphobic vi-bra-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to vibrating sex toys specifically, and any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus, generally. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.
See dildophobic.
See dildophobic.
"So did you dump that guy yet?"
"Yes! He was lame in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn't even let me finish myself off with my trusty Rabbit vibrator. He said that it offended him; like I was implying that his penis wasn't good enough. I'll never date another vibraphobe again."
"Yes! He was lame in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn't even let me finish myself off with my trusty Rabbit vibrator. He said that it offended him; like I was implying that his penis wasn't good enough. I'll never date another vibraphobe again."
vibraphobic by Holepuncher October 12, 2012
viaphobic
viaphobic by whatinthefoodlebear.viaaa November 8, 2022
Visaphobia
Visaphobia encompasses a range of negative attitudes and feelings, mainly fear and anxiety, toward visa applications, the paperwork related to visas, or when immigration officers evaluate the visa in the airport. Visaphobia is common in individuals with nationalities requiring visas to travel everhwere (e.g. Afghans, Syrians, Yemenis, etc...).
Due to visaphobia, Abdul avoids business and leisure travel because he is unable to cope with the anxiety and fear related to visa rejections and extra travel steps.
Visaphobia by a.soucar February 12, 2023
Visaphobia
Visaphobia encompasses a range of negative attitudes and feelings, like fear and anxiety, toward travel when visa is required. Visaphobia is especially common among travelers from disadvantaged countries (e.g. Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, Iran, etc...) whose citizens need a visa in most destinations they want to visit.
Abdul suffers from Visaphobia because he is Syrian and he always has to apply to visas wherever he travels. They are not e-visas which makes the paperwork complicated so he avoids business and leisure travel as much as possible.
Visaphobia by a.soucar February 12, 2023
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