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Vistaphobe 

Anyone who fears Microsoft's latest OS (or POS).

Pete: Say bro, you gonna upgrade to the new Windows Vista?

Joe: Not no, but HELL no! I'm such a Vistaphobe you couldn't get within 15 feet of me with that mass of useless code! Heard you had to have a 353 yottabyte googla-core processor with 953 zettabytes of RAM to even run the kernel! Besides, you know what they say, "Once you go Mac, you'll never go back!"
Vistaphobe by lazyeye78 May 27, 2007
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Istaphobe 

A combination of terms like racist, sexist, homophobe, transphobe, etc. It's a shortened version of including all those terms and it's usually spoken in a sarcastic tone to criticized politically correct or woke pop culture as well as the vernacular speech of Social Justice Warriors.
Go figure, woke mob is going to accuse me of being an istaphobe for not like Disney's Star Wars Sequel Trilogy. It's almost like they have no other argument when we have valid criticisms for the said trilogy.
Istaphobe by Langland April 1, 2023
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istaphobe 

Sarcastic term used to preemptively describe the ad-hominem attacks of woketards that try to invalidate any objective criticism of themselves or their chosen product by labeling any reasonable valid opinion that nonconforms to or does not actively promote the establishment idpol narrative ("The Message") (and by extension anyone that agrees with that opinion), as racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, etc.

Usually done within the context of popular IPs being 'modernized' at the expense of established lore and quality storytelling, which creates strong backlash within the existing fan community, which is then propagandized as 'hate'.
If I say that it's incongruous for there to be black dwarves in the Lord of the Rings by virtue of all dwarves living underground, Twitter will label me as an istaphobe.
istaphobe by Ashraile February 17, 2022

istaphobe 

And identity politician who has no other ammunition but labels
Istaphobe

That istafobe called our president a racist sexist xenophobe
istaphobe by casnellen July 31, 2019

Istaphobe 

A term used to preemptively describe the ad-hominem attacks of woketards that try to invalidate any objective criticism of themselves or their chosen product by labeling any reasonable valid opinion that nonconforms to or does not actively promote the establishment idpol narrative ("The Message") (and by extension anyone that agrees with that opinion), as racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, etc.
Usually done within the context of popular IPs being 'modernized' at the expense of established lore and quality storytelling, which creates strong backlash within the existing fan community, which is then propagandized as 'hate'.
If I say that it's incongruous for there to be black dwarves in the Lord of the Rings by virtue of all dwarves living underground, Twitter will label me as an istaphobe.
Istaphobe by Killgar September 11, 2022

Istaphobe 

noun

A collection of words (racist, transphobic, sexist .etc) that extremist liberals use to undermine and discredit people they disagree with. This phenomenon is especially common on the social media platform, Twitter.
"Danksparkle2099 called me an istaphobe after I made a tweet she disagreed with. "

Vistaphobic

A fear of changing to a new operating system.
My parents are Vistaphobic about changing to a new operating system.
Vistaphobic by MystaKlean August 18, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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