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What angry lesbians do to each other on special occasions. It can also be referred to as 'hide the hand'.
Julie and Karen engaged in a enthusiastic session of vistage to celebrate their 5 year aniversary.
Vistage by Lord Anus February 9, 2009
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Vintage Soul 

One who is wise beyond their years.
(see: old soul)
Guy: Louie is so clever and wise!
Girl: That's because he has a vintage soul.

VintageRomeo 

Used to describe a person who is extremely romantic and talented in music. A VintageRomeo can only be a boy who wears Tommy Hilfiger, Guess, Adidas, Kathmandu and has Airpods.
Boy: "That VintageRomeo is getting all the girls!"
Girl: "OHHHH MG VintageRomeo is here!!!!"
VintageRomeo by VntgXromz October 14, 2019

VintageBeef

Doing a VintageBeef is when someone dies from fall damage in the game Minecraft. This is charaterised by the lack of death /deaths before the incident. Named after youtube lets player VintageBeef, who's first death on the Mindcrack server was from a tiny height, it is commonly used by fans of the Mindcrack server.
Man 1 has done a VintageBeef.
VintageBeef by GroundHOG2010 September 30, 2012

vintagexpast 

A vintage instgrammer who posts threads about history and photos of sexy Old Hollywood Stars. Is obsessed with Marlon Brando, and would love for him to clap her cheeks. Spills scalding hot tea about scandals from the 20th century and before.
“There goes Marlon Brando on vintagexpast again...”

“Who knee President JFK was a daddy...”
“Paul Newman’s eyes literally are a gift from above.”
vintagexpast by vintagexpast September 24, 2019

Vistalepsy 

The physical condition of not being able to stop shaking your fists in the air in utter frustration when forced to use Vista.
I thought Keith was really upset when I walked into his office and he was crazily shaking his fists in the air; turns out he had just received his new laptop and immediately contracted Vistalepsy.
Vistalepsy by Swimmer LisaLisa December 18, 2008

vintage douche bag

The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.
Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."
vintage douche bag by Say whit? February 16, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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