Vistage

What angry lesbians do to each other on special occasions. It can also be referred to as 'hide the hand'.

Julie and Karen engaged in a enthusiastic session of vistage to celebrate their 5 year aniversary.

by Lord Anus February 9, 2009

Vintage Soul

One who is wise beyond their years.
(see: old soul)

Guy: Louie is so clever and wise!
Girl: That's because he has a vintage soul.

by GuitaristLouie May 11, 2014

VintageRomeo

Used to describe a person who is extremely romantic and talented in music. A VintageRomeo can only be a boy who wears Tommy Hilfiger, Guess, Adidas, Kathmandu and has Airpods.

Boy: "That VintageRomeo is getting all the girls!"
Girl: "OHHHH MG VintageRomeo is here!!!!"

by VntgXromz October 14, 2019

VintageBeef

Doing a VintageBeef is when someone dies from fall damage in the game Minecraft. This is charaterised by the lack of death /deaths before the incident. Named after youtube lets player VintageBeef, who's first death on the Mindcrack server was from a tiny height, it is commonly used by fans of the Mindcrack server.

Man 1 has done a VintageBeef.

by GroundHOG2010 September 30, 2012

vintagexpast

A vintage instgrammer who posts threads about history and photos of sexy Old Hollywood Stars. Is obsessed with Marlon Brando, and would love for him to clap her cheeks. Spills scalding hot tea about scandals from the 20th century and before.

“There goes Marlon Brando on vintagexpast again...”

“Who knee President JFK was a daddy...”
“Paul Newman’s eyes literally are a gift from above.”

by vintagexpast September 24, 2019

Vistalepsy

The physical condition of not being able to stop shaking your fists in the air in utter frustration when forced to use Vista.

I thought Keith was really upset when I walked into his office and he was crazily shaking his fists in the air; turns out he had just received his new laptop and immediately contracted Vistalepsy.

by Swimmer LisaLisa December 18, 2008

vintage douche bag

The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.

Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."

by Say whit? February 16, 2015