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A vintage instgrammer who posts threads about history and photos of sexy Old Hollywood Stars. Is obsessed with Marlon Brando, and would love for him to clap her cheeks. Spills scalding hot tea about scandals from the 20th century and before.
β€œThere goes Marlon Brando on vintagexpast again...”

β€œWho knee President JFK was a daddy...”
β€œPaul Newman’s eyes literally are a gift from above.”
by vintagexpast September 24, 2019
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