Daughter: mom, put some underwear on your vrinkles are showing
Mom: oops sorry hun, gotta cover that up
Daughter: will i have that too?
Mom: of course hunny, every girl will.

Vrinkle by MadShar October 22, 2010

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Evan VanKlei

A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films One Night in Batista, Deep Throat and Naughty Plumbers' Apprentices VII.

In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.

Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."

Evan VanKlei by Joey Orgler 4 February 5, 2008

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Pulling a Vinkie

Leaving the office early when your boss has left early as well.
Pulling a Vinkie is best done between, roughly, lunch and 4pm. After 4 you can't really say it's a Vinkie anymore, that's just leaving early.

If you notice colleagues doing Vinkies regularly, they are probably not happy in their work. If you see them doing it smiling, they probably already have another job elsewhere.

A: Where's the boss?

B: he left already.

A: Vinkie!

B: Dude, it's half past 5, too late for pulling a Vinkie!

Pulling a Vinkie by Milanifan October 21, 2010

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vingle

A Video Single (or a video AND a single) on iTunes.

I see that the Pussycat Dolls put out a new vingle on iTunes.

vingle by SongGirl07 January 15, 2006

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