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The Disabled Vietnam Vet 

When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.
John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.

set like a vietnam vet

when youre prepared for hibernation constipation with corks and rubber sheets
im going to be hibernating for awhile good thing im set like a vietnam vet

Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans convention 

A good way to start a riot
Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans Convention was the guest honor. Hanoi Jane called the veterans baby murderers and losers. She was shocked that the riot started because she wanted to show them her Vietnam trip photos.

Vietnametal 

Vietnametal (Pronounced Vietna-metal) is the word used to describe Vietnamese Metal music/bands. Most un-hardcore, many of their songs are simply power ballads. This music cannot be enjoyed by any species except Poison fans, as they are too far gone to realize what the fuck is going on.
Matt: "Hey steve, check out the sweet new music ive gotten hold of, it's Vietnametal."

*Steve throws earphone away in disgust*

Steve: "That is crap, its worse than poison. It's just Asian power ballads!"

*Matt's insides finally begin to melt after continued exposure to Poison.
Vietnametal by Timmy_222 May 25, 2009
Doggy style so rough you're basically a vegetarian.
Hey bro, I'm went totally vetnam last week.
vetnam by Vetnam_Jim_IM_VAGEN February 28, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019