Vidi, Vici, Veni. 

I saw, I conquered, I came.

I saw her/him, I had sex with them, I ejaculated.

Person 1: How did it go last night?
Person 2: Vidi, Vici, Veni.
Person 1: Glad you finally got some action...

Vidi, Vici, Veni. by Justan Ideasman November 22, 2010

Veni Vidi Vici 

Latin for "I came, I saw, I conqured". Julius Caeser said this after kicking nearly EVERYONE's ass and hooking up with Cloepatra around 47 BC. Look it up.

If I was as bad as Julius Caeser I'd be able to say "Veni, vidi, vici".

Veni Vidi Vici by Shawnster May 13, 2005

veni, vidi, vici 

Real Term: Julius Caeser said this when discribed how/what he did on his campaign. (veni (I came), vidi (I saw), vici (I conquered)

Pepped-up horny teenagers term: vidi (I saw), vici (I conquered), veni (I came)
Meaning: I saw the women, I talked to her and convinced her to go to her place, I ejaculated.

Caeser: Veni, vidi, vici

Dumbass 16 y/o: vidi, vici, veni

veni, vidi, vici by Mystrick April 6, 2005

veni, vidi, vici 

I came, I saw, I conquered.

Commonly:
I came, I saw, I fucked.
or
I came, I saw, I came.

Oh, baby, veni, vidi, vici!

veni, vidi, vici by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003

Veni, Vidi, Vici 

1. A Latin phrase originally coined by Julius Caesar which translates roughly to "I came, I saw, I conquered." Also used by teenagers to describe their own sexual conquests.
2. An infamous level of platforming hell in the rage game "VVVVVV", known for requiring split-second reactions and absolute precision, lest the player end up with a face full of spikes. As it turns out, this level is completely optional.

1. Random teenager: You remember that girl from that party. Veni Vidi Vici, you know?

2. Veni, Vidi, Vici is a fucking stupid level that's made me die over and over again!

Veni, Vidi, Vici by Bomberman1218 May 3, 2018

Veni Vidi No Vici (VVNV)

Someone who came, saw, but couldn't conquer.

Oh my goodness, look! It's the bag seller, Veni Vidi No Vici (VVNV).

Veni Vidi No Vici (VVNV) by zba0519 May 19, 2026

Veni Vidi No Vici (VVNV)

Someone who came, saw, but couldn't conquer

Oh my god, look! It's the bag seller, Veni Vidi No Vici (VVNV)

Veni Vidi No Vici (VVNV) by zba0519 May 19, 2026