13 definitions by Jacon (jay-son)

a short ignoramus of a wrestler with little green electronic eyes, boxing gloves for hands, and is such an absorbing form of entertainment that you'ld rather starve to death than leave the computer before you finish reading his e-mail
by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003
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a gathering of swingers where house or car keys are exchanged to determine who fucks who
I took Bill's wife home from the key party last night. My wife could take lessons from that righteous bitch!
by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003
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the act of masturbating a canine specifically, or masturbating in general
Marcus played red rocket with the pooch 'til it came.
by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003
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Marijauna, i.e., pot; usually, of a less effectual sort. Low buzz factor.
I'm buzzin' on oompa-loompa's wiener
by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003
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A popular term for a front-end loading marijuana pipe known also as a bat.
by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003
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The fireman's helmet; the head of the penis; the red, sensitive part near the tip: the part that if you lick it hard enough will make your man cum.
Tom nibbled and licked Greg's glans until Greg squealed.
by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003
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1. Moronic variants of common vulgarities, such as friggin', shiot, biotch, etc. (Sometimes incorrectly referred to ghetto slang).

2. Moronic concoctions that pass as language in systems such as "rap ebonics". "Fo' shizzle my nizzle," and all its relative -izzle cognates are idiot speak.

3. Any locution of George W. Bush, or any other Republican.
1. "That friggin' biotch ate my friggin' shiot," said Dellas, referring to her missing homework. After giving her a good beating, the teacher forbade her to use such idiot speak.

2. Snoop Dog regularly uses idiot speak.

3. The State of the Union address for 2003 was nothing but idiot speak.
by Jacon (jay-son) August 24, 2003
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